engineersluck:

Imagine your OTP getting stuck in the rain  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* 

Imagine your OTP sharing an umbrella ✧・゚:*✧・゚:*  \(◕ヮ◕)/

Imagine your OTP splashing in puddles (ノ⊙ヮ⊙)ノ~✧~*~✧*~

Imagine your OTP cuddling under a blanket with hot tea to warm up ~✧~*~✧*~ \(⊙ヮ⊙)ノ

CUTE OTPs   ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕ )/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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gabrielsvessel:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

castiels-wormstache:

butitsnotme:

divachester:

personally i kinda hoped naomi was going to keep talking about castiel’s history as an angel bc it sounds like he’s been a little shit disturber from the start

i bet he stepped on the fish

cas my child, please. big plans for that fi-
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Cas sure is a hell raiser

did you just

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gabrielsvessel:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

castiels-wormstache:

butitsnotme:

divachester:

personally i kinda hoped naomi was going to keep talking about castiel’s history as an angel bc it sounds like he’s been a little shit disturber from the start

i bet he stepped on the fish

cas my child, please. big plans for that fi-
image

Cas sure is a hell raiser

did you just

(Source: braceourhearts, via superwholockly)

siriusscrewsblokes:

HEADCANON: 12-year-old Sirius Black only knows about “time of the month” in affiliation to werewolves because of Remus so when he overhears Marlene McKinnon talking to the other 2nd year girls about her “time of the month” he immediately corners Marlene after and politely asks if she’s a werewolf. This is how Sirius a) gets slapped and b) gets a lesson on the female anatomy.

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oldpaul:

when u think ur home alone but ur actually not

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“Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?”

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thetwogaydetectives:

gaydeductions:

gaydeductions:

I have this feeling that Sherlock’s phone wallpaper is him with John next to a corpse.

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'this is me and my boyfriend John with some nice looking corpse'

A nice MILITARY man’s corpse

(Source: turinqs, via superwholockly)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were a part of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

(via wholocked-in-221-b)

cool-moth:

san juan island is very important to me

(via scottish)